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	<description>Eat, Drink, and Be Snarky</description>
	<pubDate>Wed, 17 Dec 2008 06:41:58 +0000</pubDate>
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		<title>Entertainments, Sports, Rants</title>
		<link>http://food-rants.com/2008/12/entertainments-sports-rants/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 17 Dec 2008 06:41:58 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Joe</dc:creator>
		
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		<category><![CDATA[PopRants]]></category>

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		<category><![CDATA[The Hills]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[PopRants
 Joe introduces the newest channel in the Rants family&#8230;PopRants. PopRants is a channel on YouTube dedicated to Rants on entertainment, sports, technology, and more. Check it out. Subscribe! 
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<p><span id="title"> Joe introduces the newest channel in the Rants family&#8230;PopRants. PopRants is a channel on YouTube dedicated to Rants on entertainment, sports, technology, and more. Check it out. Subscribe! </span></p>
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		<title>The BCS Sucks</title>
		<link>http://food-rants.com/2008/12/the-bcs-sucks/</link>
		<comments>http://food-rants.com/2008/12/the-bcs-sucks/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 10 Dec 2008 05:58:45 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Joe</dc:creator>
		
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		<category><![CDATA[Food]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[Fruit]]></category>

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		<category><![CDATA[Snack]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[BCS]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[Bowl Championship Series]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[bowl games]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[Christmas]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[college football]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[comedy]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[food rants]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[holidays]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[Joe Bennett]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[National Fruit Cake Month]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[National Fruit Cake Day
Joe is in the Christmas spirit&#8230;that is until the &#8220;Grinch&#8221; (aka fruit cake and the BCS) ruin everything.
So what will ruin your Christmas spirit&#8230;fruit cake or the BCS?
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>National Fruit Cake Day</p>
<p>Joe is in the Christmas spirit&#8230;that is until the &#8220;Grinch&#8221; (aka fruit cake and the BCS) ruin everything.</p>
<p>So what will ruin your Christmas spirit&#8230;fruit cake or the BCS?</p>
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		<title>I Did It All For The Cookie</title>
		<link>http://food-rants.com/2008/12/i-did-it-all-for-the-cookie/</link>
		<comments>http://food-rants.com/2008/12/i-did-it-all-for-the-cookie/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 04 Dec 2008 06:51:54 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Nathan</dc:creator>
		
		<category><![CDATA[Dessert]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[Food]]></category>

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		<category><![CDATA[Snack]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[comedy]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[cookies]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[food rants]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[Fred Durst]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[Limp Bizkit]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[milk]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[National Cookie Day]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[nookie]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[parody]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[National Cookie Day
Nathan Wallace is ready to bring it!  If you love cookies and rap/metal parodies, this is the video for you.
What is your favorite type of cookie?
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>National Cookie Day<br />
Nathan Wallace is ready to bring it!  If you love cookies and rap/metal parodies, this is the video for you.</p>
<p>What is your favorite type of cookie?</p>
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		<title>Troy T. Woods</title>
		<link>http://food-rants.com/2008/12/troy-t-woods/</link>
		<comments>http://food-rants.com/2008/12/troy-t-woods/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 03 Dec 2008 22:07:55 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Joe</dc:creator>
		
		<category><![CDATA[Food]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[comedy]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[Food Network]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[foodvu]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[Troy T. Woods]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Enjoy this video from our friends at foodvu.com!
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Enjoy this video from our friends at foodvu.com!</p>
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		<title>Fritters Will Get You Laid&#8230;Or Killed</title>
		<link>http://food-rants.com/2008/12/fritters-will-get-you-laidor-killed/</link>
		<comments>http://food-rants.com/2008/12/fritters-will-get-you-laidor-killed/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 02 Dec 2008 16:11:16 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Sarah</dc:creator>
		
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		<category><![CDATA[Food]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[Fruit]]></category>

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		<category><![CDATA[comedy]]></category>

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		<category><![CDATA[jail]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[killed]]></category>

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		<category><![CDATA[murder]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[National Fritter Day]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[Sarah East]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[sex]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[National Fritter Day
Fritters are so delicious&#8230;and they&#8217;re great at hiding all kinds of things.  Let Sarah teach you all about the fritter.
What is your favorite kind of fritter?
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>National Fritter Day</p>
<p>Fritters are so delicious&#8230;and they&#8217;re great at hiding all kinds of things.  Let Sarah teach you all about the fritter.</p>
<p>What is your favorite kind of fritter?</p>
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		<title>Greasy Foods Rap</title>
		<link>http://food-rants.com/2008/12/greasy-foods-rap/</link>
		<comments>http://food-rants.com/2008/12/greasy-foods-rap/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 02 Dec 2008 04:59:27 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Admin</dc:creator>
		
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		<category><![CDATA[National Greasy Foods Day]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[rap]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[rapper]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[
This is our first viewer Food Rant submission and it is a good one. Greasy Foods Day may have been October 25, but this rap will forever live in our hearts. Enjoy and thanks Shelby!
If you want to submit a Food Rant, check out a Food Holiday Guide and pick out a food to rant [...]]]></description>
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<p>This is our first viewer Food Rant submission and it is a good one. Greasy Foods Day may have been October 25, but this rap will forever live in our hearts. Enjoy and thanks Shelby!</p>
<p>If you want to submit a Food Rant, check out a Food Holiday Guide and pick out a food to rant on. Make a video and email it to us at foodrants@gmail.com.</p>
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		<title>Howie Mandel Sucks</title>
		<link>http://food-rants.com/2008/12/howie-mandel-sucks/</link>
		<comments>http://food-rants.com/2008/12/howie-mandel-sucks/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 01 Dec 2008 05:57:00 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Jay G</dc:creator>
		
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		<category><![CDATA[bakery]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[comedy]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[Detroit Lions]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[food rants]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[Howie Mandel]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[National PIe Day]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[slang]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[William Shatner]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[National Pie Day
Just because it is National Pie Day, not every pie should be celebrated.  On top of that, we will not be celebrating any National Howie Mandel Day any time soon.
What is your favorite type of pie?
Who is your favorite Canadian actor not named Howie Mandel?
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>National Pie Day</p>
<p>Just because it is National Pie Day, not every pie should be celebrated.  On top of that, we will not be celebrating any National Howie Mandel Day any time soon.</p>
<p>What is your favorite type of pie?</p>
<p>Who is your favorite Canadian actor not named Howie Mandel?</p>
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		<title>Queen Loves Pie</title>
		<link>http://food-rants.com/2008/11/queen-loves-pie/</link>
		<comments>http://food-rants.com/2008/11/queen-loves-pie/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sun, 30 Nov 2008 06:43:39 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Nathan</dc:creator>
		
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		<category><![CDATA[Bohemian Rhapsody]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[comedy]]></category>

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		<category><![CDATA[Indians]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[National Bavarian Cream Pie Day]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[parody]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[pilgrams]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[Queen]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[Thanksgiving]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://food-rants.com/?p=116</guid>
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National Bavarian Cream Pie Day
Yeah, it&#8217;s a little late, but there&#8217;s always room for Bavarian Cream Pie, Queen, and Thanksgiving.

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<p>National Bavarian Cream Pie Day</p>
<p>Yeah, it&#8217;s a little late, but there&#8217;s always room for Bavarian Cream Pie, Queen, and Thanksgiving.</p>
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		<title>The Best French Impersonation Ever</title>
		<link>http://food-rants.com/2008/11/the-best-french-impersonation-ever/</link>
		<comments>http://food-rants.com/2008/11/the-best-french-impersonation-ever/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 28 Nov 2008 04:56:22 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Eric</dc:creator>
		
		<category><![CDATA[Bread]]></category>

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		<category><![CDATA[National French Toasty Day]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Today is National French Toast Day and Eric isn&#8217;t to happy about it, so he declares it Eggy Bread Day instead. Then shows the world his amazing French impersonation.
You know what we&#8217;re thankful for?  Being American!
Which is better?
Being American or Not Being French?
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Today is National French Toast Day and Eric isn&#8217;t to happy about it, so he declares it Eggy Bread Day instead. Then shows the world his amazing French impersonation.</p>
<p>You know what we&#8217;re thankful for?  Being American!</p>
<p>Which is better?</p>
<p>Being American or Not Being French?</p>
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		<title>I Hate Cancer</title>
		<link>http://food-rants.com/2008/11/i-hate-cancer/</link>
		<comments>http://food-rants.com/2008/11/i-hate-cancer/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 26 Nov 2008 08:27:12 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Joe</dc:creator>
		
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		<category><![CDATA[breast cancer]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[breasts]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[cakes]]></category>

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		<category><![CDATA[Joe Bennett]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[National Cake Day]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[National Cake Day
What a glorious, wonderful day!  I love cake so much.  But I hate cancer.  In fact, I hate cancer more than I love cake.  And that is saying something.
Two questions:  Do you prefer white or chocolate cake?  Do you prefer gross, whipped icing or delicious, regular icing?
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>National Cake Day<br />
What a glorious, wonderful day!  I love cake so much.  But I hate cancer.  In fact, I hate cancer more than I love cake.  And that is saying something.</p>
<p>Two questions:  Do you prefer white or chocolate cake?  Do you prefer gross, whipped icing or delicious, regular icing?</p>
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