Ladies and gentlemen…boys and girls…let’s get ready to rumble! Today is National Cheeseburger Day. And in honor of this great holiday we are having our first Food Rants Showdown. In one corner, a man who loves cheeseburgers so much he is willing to give a fast food employee a lap dance…Jason Falls. And in the other corner, a man who is willing to kill for his beloved cheeseburger…Kevin Palmer.

And now you must decide, America. Who loves cheeseburgers more? Let us know in the comment section. Let your voice be heard…it is your duty as an American. (Click on the pictures to see each video)